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Faculty Chairman John Marshall
John Marshall is an Emmy-nominated television writer and stand-up comedian who lives and works in New York and Los Angeles. This is his first website. Staff writer: The Chris Rock Show, Politically Incorrect, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The Electric Company. Freelancer: The Tonight Show, Saturday Night Live. Print: The Huffington Post, Bazooka Joe comics. Stand-up: Tough Crowd, comedy clubs on both coasts. Improv: Second City in L.A., Gary Austin in N.Y.
CREDITS!
All text © 2009 by
John Marshall.
All rights reserved. Ain't nobody playin' wit' you, Junior.
Shad the Grad sez, "Time is money. Although you can't
deposit 40 hours in your bank account."
Webutainer John Marshall
Campus rabble-rouser Todd Rutt
Award-winning television art director Todd Rutt designed the logos, posters, mugs, T-shirts and all other products. Art Director/Graphic Designer: The Electric Company, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, The Chris Rock Show, Saturday Night Live plus many others
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veggies_leeks (Hassle Free Clip Art -- Garden Pages 1-2)
Drawing: Peasant w/ sword (Hassle Free Clip Art --
Fantasy/Medieval)
Photo: John Marshall (at 2/05 Central Park exhibition of
The Gates by Christo & Jeanne-Claude) by Meredith Forbes
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(morgueFile)
Photo: Bucket -- 113822820643.jpg by Paul Anderson
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Drawing: Cash (Hassle Free Clip Art -- Bills, Money: Page 1)
Drawing: Brain (Hassle Free Clip Art -- Body Parts)
Graphic: Phone (SiteMaker 4.0)
Animation: Globe (coloured) (SiteMaker 4.0)
Photo: Mouth (open) (SiteMaker 4.0)
Photo: Desert (SiteMaker 4.0)
Drawing: Mother (Hassle Free Clip Art -- People, page 1 -
elderly lady 2)
Photo: Brisbane riverside and Paddlesteamer by the dock --
Queens_on_the_river.jpg by monkeycnet (morgueFile)
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Drawing: Man w/ car (Hassle Free Clip Art -- Transportation
- page 2, limo)
Photo: Greece: PIC107441638 by kconnors (morgueFile)
Graphic: Speech bubble (SiteMaker 4.0)
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(morgueFile)
Animation: Screaming head (SiteMaker 4.0)
Drawing: Man & air conditioner -- summer2 (designed to a T)
Photo: John Marshall (Bailey Studio)
Graphic: Light bulb (animated) (SiteMaker 4.0)
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